Just glancing at it gives you palpitations.
Literature for avid CARDIOFICIONADOS such as your self. Those burgeoning red humps... that miscievous little tail... the snug, welcoming cleft...
The saucy imagery is hard to beat. Harder than what you beat inside your chest now. Your heart is what you're beating.
You beat it to RED CHEEKS MAGAZINE pretty regularly, you'd say.