AA: you are just asleep AA: you are also blind! TA: h0ly shit, i can't see! AA: yes thats what being blind means TA: w0w, awes0me! way t0 be awes0mely sympathetic t00 my terrible new pr0blem, aa. AA: sollux will you shut up and stop being so tragic for once AA: you knew this was going to happen! your prophecies of personal doom were practically all you ever talked about AA: i think you were looking forward to this honestly AA: shes right TA: i can't believe this, it's alm0st as if i'm getting... TA: D0UBLE TEAMED. TA: TA: damn. TA: that didn't feel right at all, i think i might have t0 retire the wh0le bifurcati0n gimmick, puns and all. TA: actually that is kind 0f a relief, maybe y0u're right, i'm feeling better ab0ut this already. AA: great! AA: you should be able to relax now that youve been released from the curse of your vision twofold just like you said youd be AA: you are now merely doomed! TA: 0h. TA: that's... awes0me? AA: being d00med isnt that bad AA: i spent m0st 0f my life that way remember AA: at least y0u have the luxury 0f understanding AA: and the best part ab0ut being d00med is y0u 0nly have t0 put up with it until y0u die AA: thats the spirit hahaha AA: actually i guess i dont have to keep talking like im doomed anymore do i AA: nope :) TA: this is s0 weird, what am i even listening t0 here. TA: 0_0 TA: FUCK, i cann0t BELIEVE i just made that face. AA: hahahahaha! AA: hahahahaha! TA: g0d dammit. TA: 0h yeah, als0... TA: why the fuck are my teeth missing? AA: i AA: dont know? TA: 0k, well, great, glad we g0t t0 the fucking b0tt0m 0f that mystery. TA: myssssssstery. mystery. mySSSSthSSSStery. mysterymysterymystery. TA: man, i can't even lisp anym0re if i try. TA: please d0n't laugh, i can tell y0u are b0th enj0ying this, i can smell it using my new blind guy n0se p0wers. AA: really? TA: n0 n0t literally, i was j0king. i mean n0t YET. maybe i'll ask tz ab0ut it when i wake up th0ugh. TA: hey what was that n0ise? AA: what noise? TA: i think s0me0ne else is here. AA: oh its jade! TA: jade?? wtf. AA: whos jade AA: shes one of the humans we met after you died AA: ok AA: i guess i am out of the loop on chronology for once AA: thats fine youll catch up! GG: ummmmmm hey guys i hope im not interrupting!!!