JOHN: i'm still kinda confused though. JADE: about what? JOHN: i mean, we crashed through that giant window you magically made with witch powers to escape the scratch, so we can keep existing, right? JADE: yes JADE: i didnt make it with witch powers though, i captchalogued it hours ago because karkat told me to... JADE: then at the last minute i took it out and made it huge so we could escape through it JOHN: i see. JOHN: did you at least make it huge with witch powers? JADE: i did make it huge with witch powers! JOHN: so i guess that's what witch powers do, is make things huge? JADE: they also make things small JOHN: right, like you did with all those planets. JADE: yup JADE: also JADE: witch powers can teleport things, and fling things around through space at very high velocities JADE: all sorts of stuff! JADE: but to be honest, im not sure how much of that is attributable to inheriting becs abilities... JOHN: man, spacey witch powers sound a lot more versatile than my powers, frankly. JOHN: not that i'm complaining, because wind powers are still awesome. JOHN: but anyway, that is neither here nor there! JOHN: what i'm wondering is, once we crashed through that window, weren't we supposed to like... JOHN: enter a new game session? the reset one? JOHN: and meet up with karkat, and vriska, and all the trolls, and i guess maybe also a bunch of dead trolls too??? like troll ghosts or such. JADE: yes that was the basic idea JOHN: and what about your grandson? wasn't he going to be there, from the future or something? and then he would send liv tyler to me, or actually to you i guess, into the past somehow? JADE: that would be jake JADE: and yeah, i do believe we will meet him in this session JADE: he said he had a bunch of friends who helped him make the bunny! im pretty excited to meet them all JOHN: wow... JOHN: hey, i wonder what the fuck ever happened to liv anyway? JOHN: last i saw her, i sent her off to give the tumor to rose and dave... JOHN: oh god, rose and dave!!! where are they now? did one of them do the suicide mission thing? and what about the other? did they get scratch'd??? JADE: actually, they both went, and in a manner of speaking, their mission was a success JOHN: :( JOHN: so, they blew up the sun, and now they're dead? JADE: nope! JADE: they did not actually destroy the sun. trust me, i would know if it was gone. now that i know what i know, it was kind of silly of us to think it would ever be destroyed... JADE: and as it happens, rose and dave are not dead either! i have received very reliable reports that they survived JOHN: oh man, that's great! JOHN: i mean, i'm not sure how not blowing up the sun qualifies as a successful mission, since that was kind of the whole idea, but at this point i don't really care. i'm just happy to hear they're ok. JADE: it will all be more clear soon JOHN: how do you know they're ok? or any of this stuff, really? JADE: ive learned a lot in my dreams lately JADE: heh, probably more than i ever learned looking at the clouds on prospit! JADE: when i was dead there for a few minutes, i had one last very informative nap JADE: the bottom line is, rose and dave will rendezvous with the trolls near the green sun, and then they will all meet us in the new session JOHN: ok, that sounds awesome. JOHN: and that was part of the plan i guess i understood, but... JOHN: where is this new session? JOHN: all i see here is a bunch of giant windows, and a lot of warp speed whooshy nonsense.