JADE: ok yes, that practical joke is in poor taste, but you should try to calm down and... JOHN: NO, SCREW THAT, I AM SUPER PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS! JOHN: THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS, AND THAT IS WITH AN OLD FASHIONED BEATDOWN. JOHN: WHERE'S MY HAMMER!!!!! JADE: um JADE: which one? JOHN: ANY OLD HAMMER! JOHN: WHATEVER. IT COULD BE A HAMMER FROM THE BARGAIN BIN OF A HARDWARE STORE FOR ALL I CARE. JOHN: JUST GIVE ME ANYTHING THAT'S FIT FOR CLOBBERING A GHOST BOTTOMED DICK FACE WHO'S ALSO A BIRD. JADE: sigh