HATLIKER: @WANT_MORE_SOCKS: OK I AM NOW REFRAINING FROM UNSITTING ON HAT. HATLIKER: @ALL: OTHER IDEAS? ChuffedAboutDuds: @HATLIKER yes. HATLIKER: @ChuffedAboutDuds: GO ON, @ChuffedAboutDuds. ChuffedAboutDuds: @HATLIKER do you suppose it is possible that rumpled head object may have intrinsic value? FineryFiend: @ChuffedAboutDuds i do not understand. ChuffedAboutDuds: @FineryFiend thinking outside the shell here. ChuffedAboutDuds: @HATLIKER perhaps bring rumpled object to haberdasher for appraisal? 1dapperblackshell: @ChuffedAboutDuds, u suspect damage from bottom has caused hat to appreciate? FineryFiend: @ChuffedAboutDuds fascinating point of speculation; i wonder. NoNeed4PantsThx: @ChuffedAboutDuds, if that is case, perhaps sitting on hat has released fashionable properties, heretofore concealed by unrumpled condition? 1dapperblackshell: @NoNeed4PantsThx you are suggesting the damaged hat will look more dapper? NoNeed4PantsThx: @1dapperblackshell, it is a possibility. WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @1dapperblackshell oh what if @HATLIKER struts in public wearing new rumpled head object with pride WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @ALL what if @HATLIKER begins new fashion sensation? FineryFiend: @WANT_MORE_SOCKS what an exciting thing that would be. HATLIKER: @WANT_MORE_SOCKS I WANT TO BE POPULAR AND FAMOUS. BUT I DO NOT THINK I HAVE THE COURAGE. WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @HATLIKER what if you were to have company in wearing a damaged hat NoNeed4PantsThx: @WANT_MORE_SOCKS, yes, maybe i will sit on my favorite hat as well. FineryFiend: @NoNeed4PantsThx yes, me too. 1dapperblackshell: @FineryFiend let us all create rumpled head objects; wear proudly pipefan413: @ALL. I CANNOT CONDONE THIS ACTIVITY, GENTLEMEN. 1dapperblackshell: @pipefan413 why not @pipefan413 FineryFiend: @pipefan413 why not? NoNeed4PantsThx: @pipefan413, why not? WANT_MORE_SOCKS: @pipefan413 why not HATLIKER: @pipefan413 WHY NOT @pipefan413? ChuffedAboutDuds: @pipefan413 why not? The Dignitary: @HATLIKER: Incinerate the damaged hat immediately. The Dignitary: @HATLIKER: Do not ever wear such a thing in public. FineryFiend: !!!!! ChuffedAboutDuds: BURN THE HAT! NoNeed4PantsThx: BURN THE HAT!!! WANT_MORE_SOCKS: BURN IT! 1dapperblackshell: BURN THE RUMPLED HAT! HATLIKER: I AM BURNING THE HAT! WANT_MORE_SOCKS: SITTING ON THE HAT WAS TERRIBLE! NoNeed4PantsThx: BURN ALL RUMPLED HATS! ChuffedAboutDuds: THEY AREN'T DAPPER AT ALL!!!!! 1dapperblackshell: BURN THE MISTAKE WITH FIRE!