ROXY: ok i opened it ROXY: hey look its the same shit as before ROXY: im supposed to make this weird knobbly spike ball appear out of nothin JADE:yes ROXY: ok got it ROXY: let me give it a shot then ROXY: ... ROXY: welp still impossible ROXY: what now maam?? JADE:it is not impossible ROXY: is 2 JADE:you are the rogue of void JADE:dont you know what that means? ROXY: i dunno ROXY: means i can turn invisible and stuff? ROXY: like the blonde in that crappy superhero quartet JADE:it means a lot more than that JADE:your true powers are more impressive than those of anyone else in your crappy quartet JADE:in fact i would say they are almost as cool as mine >:) ROXY: not sure the ability to make weird spikeballs outta nothin is all that cool tbh JADE:not just spikeballs! JADE:imagine that your title is roughly synonymous with "one who steals nothing" JADE:what do you think it means to be able to steal nothing? ROXY: it means ROXY: im like a shitty cat burglar who sucks at her job? JADE:WRONG JADE:it means just the opposite JADE:it means you can steal the essence of nothingness from something JADE:you can rob nothingness from an idea if you put your mind to it JADE:effectively allowing you to conjure virtually anything out of thin air ROXY: omg ROXY: u cant be serious ROXY: that is way too much superpower 4 a dork like me 2 have JADE:grrrrr... ROXY: oh no ROXY: pls dont growl @ me dogjade ROXY: is legit frightening :( JADE:im sorry, but your remarks of self deprecation made me very angry JADE:once i was even more of a dork than you JADE:but now i am one of the most powerful beings who has ever existed JADE:i dont want to hear any whining about what you think you cant do JADE:you are hereby under strict orders from myself and her condescension to "clam up" and conjure that orb, do you understand? ROXY: so im just supposed to ROXY: sit here and think about this ugly ball ROXY: and twiddle my fingers or somethin ROXY: ? JADE:you tell me JADE:space is my racket, not void ROXY: maybe it would help if i knew what the dang thing WAS ROXY: how am i supposed to steal the nonexistence from a concept when the concept only exists in my mind as "ugly ball" JADE:its called the matriorb JADE:it is the key to resurrecting the troll race JADE:once you create it the empress will hatch it on an uninhabited planet located beyond the reach of her cruel employer JADE:there her people will have another chance to thrive without the ever looming threat of extinction that comes with his influence JADE:so you see roxy, there is nothing noble about refusing to help JADE:once an entire alien race went extinct because of a terrible monster, and you can help give them a second chance JADE:dont you want that? ROXY: um ROXY: in theory sure i guess ROXY: but ur basically asking me to bring a lot of people back to life so they can be slaves to that witch ROXY: u want me to help make all these fresh new trolls but then just turn em over to her? like here you go have fun SNORKELBITCH MEGAHITLER ROXY: i do not actually think i wanna do that?? JADE:yes fair enough, but heres the other thing... JADE:if you dont i am going to kill you ROXY: oh noes JADE:oh yesses! JADE:a literal plurality of yesses JADE:seeing as you are a god tier it is very likely you will come back to life JADE:so i can just keep killing you over and over a different way each time JADE:maybe i will disembowel you a few times JADE:i will not even need to use my sharp doggy teeth! JADE:i will just snap my fingers and your delicious guts will teleport outside your body ROXY: ew! JADE:no way more like yum JADE:i will just keep on killing you again and again JADE:until you finally get tired of dying and follow your orders ROXY: maaan ROXY: evil jade is sucky jade JADE:i believe you will find i am the suckiest jade there is JADE:now we are going to be here in this cell for as long as it takes JADE:i am not going anywhere until you try doing your voidey thing and make something appear JADE:is that understood?