JADE:he was just here wasnt he DAVE: no JADE:how do you even know who im talking about?? DAVE: look all i know is egbert most definitely didnt just appear out of nowhere and catch me weeplaughing at my selfies JADE:dave i know he was just here JADE:i can smell him DAVE: i keep my apparment misted with his odor at all times DAVE: essence d'egbert JADE:degbear? JADE:what... DAVE: no like the french pronunciation JADE:ah DAVE: anyway im just a lot more comfortable when my whole place reeks of nerd musk DAVE: so that explains that JADE:you cant fool me dave JADE:i will track him down sooner or later JADE:in any case it doesnt matter JADE:i came here to see you, not him DAVE: you did JADE:come with me