ARQUIUSPRITE: Oh, nothing much ARQUIUSPRITE: Just enjoying the good life ARQUIUSPRITE: One which quite lu%uriously involves both having a corporeal body, and not being dead ARQUIUSPRITE: I have been delighting myself with some truly kickbottom internal monodialogues ARQUIUSPRITE: Did you know that, even though technically I knew this already, I find myself astounded to meditate upon the fact that human beings are capable of lactation? ARQUIUSPRITE: Isn't that incredible, Dirk? ARQUIUSPRITE: I mean, when one really thinks about it ARQUIUSPRITE: To have such convenient access to fresh milk ARQUIUSPRITE: The mare thought of it, I must say puts a little giddyup in my phantom legs ARQUIUSPRITE: And yet ARQUIUSPRITE: I must admit the notion of lactic discharge jetting from one's swollen pectoral masses... ARQUIUSPRITE: It strikes me as positively indecorous ARQUIUSPRITE: My horseguy robosweat is running cold just pondering the depravity of it DIRK: Uuuugh. ARQUIUSPRITE: Yet fascinatingly, this ability only manifests itself in human females ARQUIUSPRITE: As opposed to how one would reasonably e%pect dairy to originate, which is from the corpulent udder of a sublimely chiseled male musclebeast ARQUIUSPRITE: Or failing that, certain species found within the butler genus ARQUIUSPRITE: As a former simulation of a human who has recently been given reason to have hella opinions on milk production, I think the way females have cornered this boon is the height of biological injustice ARQUIUSPRITE: Have you ever dwelt upon this cruelty, dude esquire? DIRK: ARQUIUSPRITE: Your silence speaks volumes to your interest, so I'll keep talking about this a lot ARQUIUSPRITE: I will have to confess that my Alternian half boggles at the anatomical incongruities between our races with respect to dairy secretion ARQUIUSPRITE: Really, he had no idea that's what those were for ARQUIUSPRITE: Female trolls of course have them as well, but they are certainly not meant for supplying the young with nourishment ARQUIUSPRITE: Actually, and this trivia will surely wet your whistle for additional such facts, those voluptuous anatomical features have a number of significant purposes, biologically speaking ARQUIUSPRITE: I shall now e%plicate for you these purposes in assiduous detail DIRK: I don't want to hear any of this!