JADE:jeez you sure have some issues JADE:honestly it has become very tiresome listening to this sort of thing JADE:i thought davesprite had problems JADE:his issues i could kind of understand JADE:i thought you might be different, being the alpha dave and all JADE:but no JADE:you might be even more messed up inside than he was! DAVE: what DAVE: why are you dragging that guy into this DAVE: what happened with you and him anyway JADE:none of your business >:p DAVE: it kind of is DAVE: hes bird me DAVE: that clearly means i have a right to know JADE:that doesnt make any sense! DAVE: you said he had issues DAVE: what issues JADE:augh! JADE:forget i mentioned it DAVE: was he talking shit about me the whole time or something DAVE: i know he resents me for being the real dave JADE:dont say that, you arent the real dave! JADE:well you are, but phrasing it like that is so mean! JADE:hes just as real as you, and when you imply he isnt you sound like a jerk!!! DAVE: man i knew it DAVE: i knew he was poisoning your view of me all those years DAVE: and i wasnt there to say anything or defend against his slander so now of course you think im a neurotic douche JADE:THE ONLY REASON I THINK YOURE A NEUROTIC DOUCHE IS BECAUSE YOURE ACTING LIKE ONE NOW!!! DAVE: yeah but i only started acting like a neurotic douche like half way through this conversation DAVE: you clearly had an axe to grind with me from the start and i want to know why DAVE: what did i ever do to deserve this shit from you JADE:YOU BROKE MY HEART!!!!!! DAVE: what DAVE: i did DAVE: when JADE:ok not you JADE:davesprite did JADE:BUT YOURE BASICALLY THE SAME GUY! DAVE: whoa no way DAVE: thats such an unfair characterization we are completely different dudes JADE:you just said you had a right to know what happened between us because, and i quote, "hes bird me" DAVE: no i know DAVE: i was playing the "hes bird me" card because it was convenient to whatever it was i was saying at the time DAVE: i forget what point i was making when i said that JADE:*growl* DAVE: but thats not the point im making now DAVE: he and me are just DAVE: crazy different yo DAVE: hes got fuckin wings!!! DAVE: he also presumably takes a dump and lays eggs out of the same ghostly hole DAVE: ... DAVE: ew man whyd i have to go there JADE:*SNARL* DAVE: ok if he broke up with you or whatever that was because of his dumb bird issues not my issues DAVE: theres no way i would have done that to you DAVE: my issues are totally different and probably way more serious DAVE: i dont see anyone ordering him to master time travel or trying to pawn brittle welsh swords off on him do you DAVE: nobody is telling him hes got to murder the incredible hulk DAVE: did you tell him hes got to murder the incredible hulk jade DAVE: no i think not JADE:*sigh*