JASPROSESPRITE^2: You there! John's hot mom.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: It wasn't a Freudian slip that time I said it deliberately. :3
ROSE: Kill.
ROSE: Me.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: We phantasmal kittyfolk don't have much use for disguising the thoughts we think to be true in our minds nor do we bother to veil attraction to that which we find sexually appealing! Meow.
JANE: :O
JASPROSESPRITE^2: These IDEAS I'm having mmrrr they're so *interesting*. Wherever this frame of reference has been all my life color me glad I'm dead!!! ;3
JASPROSESPRITE^2: John's hot mom did you know you killed me?
JASPROSESPRITE^2: No not the girl the cat I mean. You were twice culpable in a way.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: The murder weapon was in your custody and bequeathed to you roundaboutedly by you yourself as an aged ghostly grannywoman.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: The plummet of that gut-crushing tome was the last thing I ever witnessed.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Of course the old woman herself was murdered by the accursed thing too so one could hardly blame her for pulling a few strings here and there that it might find another victim.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: When a bedeviled joke opus is taken with certain individuals it can be difficult to wrest them away from its favor.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Mrow look at me boring you all with elementary tome trivia everyone knows already. What is this the kitten corner?
JASPROSESPRITE^2: The fact is John's hot mom one time you and your cornball book made a pussy pancake out of me.
JOHN: :O
JASPROSESPRITE^2: I suppose Roxy had a hand in it too technically though it seems mom had it in her blood to do well intended harm to that poor critter I used to be.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: It's ok though because she makes up for it with the BEST funerals!!! Purrr they are a treat, each of my halves received one!
JASPROSESPRITE^2: I remember you so clearly in that desert as the life drained away and I muddled through the shabby last words of a raffish amateur.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: I clearly remember in spite of what a hackneyed showing that was I still had the presence of mind to be overwhelmed by the sense for how much you cared and that gives me such a warm emotion right now it makes me want to poof up a little with friendliness!
JASPROSESPRITE^2: But these aren't the only memories of death I have.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Or the only memories of life I had for you see I've had many.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Squaring these sprites, it's a marvelous thing. It opens you up! The selves become curiously multidimensional; concentrated!!
JASPROSESPRITE^2: I recall the lives of many Roses lost. And many Jaspers! Maybe even more than nine. ;3
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Not that any of them matter now they each chased their own laser pointers to their respective futilities and now I am all that's left of them, mrrrr.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nor does it matter to the task at hand for which we must prepare does it Hotmom Crocker?
JANE: ... What?
JASPROSESPRITE^2: For the battle ahead! We're still on healing duty. Didn't anyone tell you yet?
JANE: N-no?
JASPROSESPRITE^2: The gameplan is simple. You jumpstart the cadavers while I scoot you around.
JASPROSESPRITE^2: How's that sound cookietits, does it tickle your toebeans?? :3
JANE: :O
JOHN: :O
ROXY: :O
CALLIOPE: :O
TEREZI: :O
ROSE: Well, that settles that.
ROSE: Plan of action secured.
ROSE: Maybe it's time for you to go away now?
JASPROSESPRITE^2: It may very well could be!
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Farewell transitorily.