VRISKA: Ok! That little point of 8usiness is done. VRISKA: Thanks for 8earing with me. Executing this whole strategy has turned out to 8e a really am8itious project! MEENAH: nice watch dealie MEENAH: how much that worth VRISKA: How much? VRISKA: I have no idea. I guess it depends on a lot of things, like the units of currency, the presumption of an actual market for it, its scarcity... honestly I just alchemized the thing quite easily, and some8ody else pro8a8ly could too. MEENAH: god dammit that answer was too complicated MEENAH: got a fuckin professor of economics over here VRISKA: Are you saying you want to 8uy my spider watch?? MEENAH: na serk MEENAH: spider swag aint my kettle of fish VRISKA: I didn't think so! VRISKA: Anyway, like I was saying, that takes care of that. VRISKA: At this point I think we could use a de8riefing. Would you care to do the honors? MEENAH: wat VRISKA: Regarding the mission you were previously involved with, which I can only presume gradually fizzled out. VRISKA: Securing this weapon, searching for a lost cheru8, and raising an army to defeat Lord English? MEENAH: ooh right MEENAH: man MEENAH: T)(AT old thing MEENAH: yeah i can debrief MEENAH: i aint much a storyteller tho MEENAH: much to the lament of my former bestie VRISKA: That's fine! VRISKA: I don't need you to dazzle me here. VRISKA: I just want the fucking scoop. MEENAH: thats why youre the top serk 38) MEENAH: ... MEENAH: ......... MEENAH: hey VRISKA: What? MEENAH: can i ask a kinda personal question MEENAH: i mean not even that personal but whatev VRISKA: Sure...? MEENAH: how old are you VRISKA: Uh, VRISKA: Almost seven and a half sweeps. VRISKA: Getting close to eight!!!!!!!! VRISKA: I pro8a8ly sound like a fucking nerd, 8ut I've 8een excited a8out reaching that milestone pretty much my whole life. MEENAH: 7.5 huh MEENAH: i guess thats a lil more respectable VRISKA: More respecta8le than what? MEENAH: nofin MEENAH: change of subject MEENAH: that old ass mission...