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For David.

Starting from this page in Problem Sleuth.

Begin Dating-Sim minigame.



You are a Mannerly Highbrow, a well-polished, aristocratic suitor. You are gentlemanly and virile, in the prime of your life.

Why, it seems this coquettish young hen has piqued the glint of your dashing ogle. Those flickering lamps, that porcelain face... your various meters palpitate with simulated excitement. Courtship is imminent.

You decide to give the woman a gift.





You consult your SWAG REGISTRY and select from it a beautiful FANCY SANTA.

An excellent choice!

She gains a few HUSBAND-MATERIAL PIPS on her BROACH OF THE CHAPERON'S DERELICTION.

It is time to select a COURTSHIP ACTION.





You browse through a list of thousands of rather obscure sounding commands.

You pause at one that sounds intriguing, although you don't have the foggiest idea what it means.

You decide to select it with caution.





CATASTROPHIC COURTSHIP ERROR





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