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For Luke.

PS: Summon MICROWAVE TENTACLE MONSTER. LVL 150 CODDLETECH: SLIPPERY SLAPPING SUCKER STEMS



You are quite sure for some reason that this microwave will summon a TENTACLE MONSTER. You contemplate how to go about releasing this terrible beast and its flailing flagellic furies upon your foes.





You decide instead to make some delicious POPCORN.

You are lauded for your better judgment!