Load gun and fire at stump, while singing King Henry V

It might be the blood loss, but you've definitely gone bonkers! You load the gun and fire it backwards through your torso, while reciting the play "Henry V". You clearly don't know a single line from this play.

You act fast with your trusty knife to free yourself before the impending collision.

You are now this guy.

> Grab the other guy's hand and run off into the forest