Tie kids together with the horse and use as battering ram

An idea this good just doesn't come around every day! You bind your motley collection of hostages together with your ample supply of rope.

But the combined weight of three kids and a small equine is way too much to even drag to the door.

You're beginning to suspect this was a retarded idea.

> Throw two kids in the chimney. Maybe it'll smoke out elves