Take swig from FLASK OF WHISKEY.

Feelings of dejection overwhelm you. You are tired of being shown up by your rival. He gets everything. All the good cases. The women. The ability to open his office door. You'd wager he even enjoys the lion's share of the candy corn.

You down a stiff belt from your FLASK OF WHISKEY.

You experience a boost in your IMAGINATION.

> Clean horns.