You roll 1000 LOADED SUGAR CUBE DICE to improve your fortune. They all come up in your favor. The fix is in, see?
Jetstreams of DEXTROSE enter your mouth, treating your critical HYPOGLYCEMIA.
DMK is now completely cured of his DIABETES!!! You will have to find another way of lowering his defenses.
You'll have to worry about your own defenses too, for that matter. He is gearing up for another round of attacks!