Disgusted with the display of foppery, you show them how a real man should behave. A man's man.
You tighten the drawstings on your woman's undergarment.
The great compactification causes an alteration in your biochemistry. FMK becomes Dark Matter Mobster Kingpin. (DMMK, just to make sure things get a little more confusing.)
Your MASS increases by a factor of 10,000. Your VOLUME is diminished by a factor of 100. Your increased density creates a strong gravitational field.