No way! Then who would describe what you're thinking and feeling? NOBODY. I CAN THINK MY OWN THOUGHTS JUST FINE. THEY ARE LESS STUPID AND CONDESCENDING. THAN THE THOUGHTS YOU TELL MY BRAIN TO HAVE. But your thoughts are shitty! You should be grateful to have someone to spice them up for you. NO. WHAT'S SHITTY. IS YOU. AND WHAT'S ALSO SHITTY IS THIS SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT MACHINE YOU LIVE INSIDE. I don't live inside this thing, you idiot. This is just sort of like a radio tower. It receives and transmits signals. That's kind of obvious? IT'S NOT OBVIOUS. IT'S DUMB AND CONFUSING. I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. TELL ME. Gamzee could have told you a lot of stuff. WHO?? I can't believe you shot him like that. What's the matter with you? He was literally the first living being you ever met in your whole life, and you gun him down without a single word? You've got some problems. OH. THE CLOWN. HE WAS DREADFUL AND PURPLE AND NEEDED TO BE EXTERMINATED QUICKLY. He was a huge fan of yours and was really looking forward to meeting you. He wanted to help you with your quest. THIS IS MY PLANET. NO ONE ELSE CAN LIVE HERE. I DON'T NEED HELP. Yet you want me to tell you what's going on? YES. TELL ME IMMEDIATELY. Nah. AUGH. What? I'M GETTING FRUSTRATED. BOTH BY YOU. AND THIS FUCKING KEYBOARD.