JOHN: oh man. JOHN: this is turning into a stupid circus. GAMZEE: *HONK* JOHN: shh! JOHN: i should really get out of here. JOHN: the time line is already boned enough as it is without me hanging around. KARKAT: WHAT? YOU'RE LEAVING ALREADY?? JOHN: i mean... JOHN: i guess it doesn't matter THAT much if i'm here? JOHN: we already changed history like... almost completely? JOHN: that was kind of the point. JOHN: vriska's not dead anymore, so that means... JOHN: wait, what does that actually mean? KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!! KARKAT: WHAT'S THIS SHIT ABOUT VRISKA BEING DEAD? CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! KANAYA: Vriskas Dead? KARKAT: NO!!!!!!!!! KARKAT: SHE'S ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR OVER THERE, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING! JOHN: so, that means i'll never be able to get the life ring from tavros... JOHN: but i already have the ring? so i guess that doesn't matter? SOLLUX: wh0's talking. JOHN: wait, does this really mean vriska's ghost stops existing, or... JOHN: is her ghost just going to keep existing in the dream bubbles because of "reasons"? KANAYA: Karkat What Is He Doing Here KARKAT: WOW, GREAT QUESTION! KARKAT: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FUCKING NUMBER AND GET IN LINE FOR THAT ONE!!! KARKAT: I'VE ALREADY GOT MINE! IT'S THE FIRST NUMBER THERE IS. AN ANGRY, TREMBLING DIGIT, TOWERING AND ERECT, POINTING DIRECTLY AT THE TRASHFACED KINGPIN OF INEXPLICABLE HORSESHIT HIMSELF, *GOD*!!!!! JOHN: and if i never ended up meeting her ghost... JOHN: i guess i never stuck my hand in the house thing to get the retcon powers in the first place, so how... JOHN: god damn it. KARKAT: HER GHOST?????? KARKAT: HE'S TALKING ABOUT GHOSTS EVERYBODY! KARKAT: EVERYBODY LISTEN, HE'LL SURELY EXPLAIN EVERYTHING ANY SECOND NOW! THIS SHOULD BE GREAT! SOLLUX: can s0me0ne please tell me wh0 is talking. KARKAT: SHHHHH, SOLLUX PIPE DOWN! HE'S ABOUT TO SPILL THE FART NIBLETS, I CAN FEEL IT!!!!!!!!!!!