KARKAT: THIS ROBOLEG BULLSHIT WAS YOUR IDEA WASN'T IT.

EQUIUS: D --> I only supplied the technological means, though my lobbying for a hooven quadrupedal lower torso went tragically disregarded

KARKAT: OK I HEREBY ORDER YOU TO NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT GIVING SOMEONE HORSELEGS AGAIN, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD.

EQUIUS: D --> Yes, I can follow that order, sir

EQUIUS: D --> Are there any other orders you would like to issue to me in a manner that is similarly forceful

KARKAT: I ALSO ORDER YOU TO STOP GETTING OFF ON MY ORDERS. FOR LIKE THE FIVE HUNDREDTH FUCKING TIME.

EQUIUS: D --> Yes, and you will continue to order me to do so. I command it

EQUIUS: D --> ...

EQUIUS: D --> I need a towel

KARKAT: GO HAVE YOUR BUTLER GET YOU ONE YOU SNOOTY DOUCHE.

EQUIUS: D --> Aurthour is dead, and so is his ghost

EQUIUS: D --> Remember

KARKAT: YEAH.

KARKAT: SORRY MAN, I FORGOT. DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING UP A SORE SUBJECT.

EQUIUS: D --> Is this where embrace jocularly, as if we are "bros"

EQUIUS: D --> I will be as gentle as possible

KARKAT: DON'T TOUCH ME.