KARKAT: HEY VRISKA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

KARKAT: PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET IT BE SOMETHING INCONSEQUENTIAL AND BENIGN.

VRISKA: Karkat! Man, you were out for a long time. I have made so many plans for these humans while you were asleep. Do you know how many plans have 8een made?

KARKAT: PROBABLY ALL OF THEM, EVEN THOUGH PLANS AREN'T REALLY AN EXHAUSTIVELY QUANTIFIABLE THING AND WE BOTH FUCKING KNOW THAT.

VRISKA: Yes! Aaaaaaaall of them. So many irons too. Guess where the irons are!

KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE...

VRISKA: They are........

VRISKA: IN

VRISKA: THE

VRISKA: FIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!! ::::)

KARKAT: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

KARKAT: LOOK WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, STOP. OR PUT IT ON PAUSE. CAN YOU PLEASE DO THAT?

KARKAT: I WASN'T GOING TO BOTHER WITH THE HUMANS BUT NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO LOOK INTO THIS MATTER, AND THEN I'LL BRIEF EVERYBODY.

KARKAT: MAYBE WITH A SPEECH OR SOMETHING. CAN YOU DO THAT?

KARKAT: PLEEEEEEEEASE? I JUST SAID THAT WITH EIGHT E'S.

VRISKA: Fine, I will take a 8r8k, Karkat. 8ut only 8ecause you were so polite a8out it.

VRISKA: It will give me a chance to go get some stuff done!