KARKAT: HEY I JUST GOT DONE TALKING TO YOU IN THE PAST. REMEMBER YOU WERE FUCKING AROUND WITH THE VOLCANO AND I PASSED OUT FOR AN HOUR?

KANAYA: Vaguely

KARKAT: THAT WAS NOW. HEY GUESS WHAT, NEW ORDERS. NO MORE IMPROMPTU AMPUTATIONS, OK?

KANAYA: Impromptutations

KARKAT: YEAH. KEEP YOUR LIPSTICK CAPPED OK. I DON'T WANT TO TURN AROUND AND SEE RAINBOW BLOOD SPRAYING EVERY WHICH WAY JUST CAUSE YOU THINK THE PLACE IS A LITTLE DRAB.

KANAYA: I Did My Best To Clean Up The Blood Before You Woke Up

KARKAT: THANKS FOR THAT. ALSO ANOTHER NEW ORDER. DON'T GO TO SLEEP.

KANAYA: Dont Worry I Dont Really Want To Find Out What Happens If I Do

KANAYA: Any Other Orders

KANAYA: Such As Those Which Might Pertain To These Alien Children

KARKAT: YEAH, MY ORDERS ARE THAT THEY'RE COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT, AND WHO CARES ABOUT THEM.

KANAYA: How Are Those Orders

KARKAT: BECAUSE I'M YOUR LEADER THAT'S HOW.

KANAYA: They Are Not Irrelevant

KARKAT: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT.

KANAYA: Its A Bit Complicated

KANAYA: But I Believe You Should Give Them A Closer Look Before You Decide What To Do About Them If Anything

KANAYA: Perhaps Then An Especially Leaderly Speech Will Be In Order

KARKAT: OK I DOUBT THAT BUT WHATEVER.