VRISKA: Tavros, they look amazing. YOU look amazing.

VRISKA: 8eing a8le to walk suits you so much 8etter. Have I ever told you how much of a loser you were when you were a cripple? It's a real shame a8out how that had to happen to you.

TAVROS: nO, bUT THANK YOU FOR SAYING SO,

TAVROS: i MEAN, fOR THE GOOD STUFF YOU SAID, nOT NECESSARILY THE BAD STUFF,

VRISKA: You're welcome! Now, how do those 8ad 8oys handle on stairs?

TAVROS: i DON'T KNOW, BUT I'VE BEEN ADVISED TO STAY AWAY FROM THEM,

VRISKA: Worst advice you could ever receive. I demand that you spend the next several hours mastering stairs.

TAVROS: uHHHH,

VRISKA: Come on, what would that fakey 8ullshit fantasy asshole Rufio say a8out this?

TAVROS: oH, mAN, hE WOULD MOST SURELY BE ALL ABOUT ME CLIMBING LOTS OF STAIRS,

TAVROS: pER THE REASSURANCES THAT i PRETEND HE SAYS, aND ALL THE SELF ESTEEM HE INSISTS ME TO HAVE,

VRISKA: Exactly! Now hop to it, and don't think twice a8out it, or I'll know. We don't want to have to do it the hard way now, do we?

TAVROS: oH MY GOD,