-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --
AG: Psssssssst. AG: Hey 8rave leader. AG: John! AG: Stop ignoring me. My messages should receive top priority. AG: Who are you talking to? I don't appreciate 8eing snu88ed like this. How ungr8ful can you get! AG: Maaaaaaaan. AG: Come oooooooon........ EB: hey vriska, sorry to keep you waiting! AG: W8ting? AG: Oh! I guess so. I hardly even noticed! I am like this really huge deal, and have a lot of stuff to keep me 8usy, remem8er? EB: yeah, i know. EB: um, sorry to cut this short, but this isn't really the best time to chat! EB: i am in the middle of an ocean of oil that is ablaze with a lot of green fire. EB: i need to figure out a way to escape! EB: unfortunately, i fell asleep for some reason, and my bed landed here. EB: i can't believe i was so stupid. AG: Don't 8eat yourself up a8out it! AG: I was the one who put you to sleep. EB: you were? AG: Yeah! EB: um... EB: you can do that? AG: Yes, that seems to 8e the limit to what I can do to your primitive species. AG: I guess our 8rains don't really work the same way? Who knows! EB: hmm. EB: what do you mean, "limit"? EB: are you saying you can usually do more than that? AG: Duh! So much more, John. I have a lot of gr8 powers. AG: When we have more time, I will tell you all a8out them. EB: ok, that is pretty cool i guess... EB: but... EB: why??? EB: why would you put me to sleep and put me in this predicament? AG: John, soon you will understand that you are meant to rise to gr8tness. AG: This can't possi8ly happen unless you are challenged. AG: There will 8e times when your limits are tested. This is one of those times! AG: I know this 8ecause I can see your future right here in front of me. You should trust me! EB: ok, but... EB: i kind of get that, but it's also kind of odd... EB: if you're seeing my future, and you know those things are the outcome, then why are you going back and... EB: i guess, involving yourself with these events? see what i mean? AG: Oh John, this should 8e so o8vious to you 8y now. AG: You are going to 8ecome a gr8 hero, that much is sure. AG: 8ut I want to 8e the one responsi8le for it! AG: And now I am pretty much guaranteed to 8e. AG: ::::) EB: ok, that... EB: SORT OF makes sense, i guess. EB: but it's kind of hurting my head to think about! AG: You don't have to think! Just leave the thinking to me. AG: All you have to do is dig deep down, find your hero powers, and get yourself out of this jam. AG: You can do it, John. 8e the hero! AG: Just like in one of your movies a8out sweaty, rugged adult human males. EB: ah HA! EB: so you did watch that video I sent. EB: what did you think?