Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox.

As usual, you fail to resist the urge.

You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest forOH GOD DAMMIT.

You were making a play for that sicknasty pack of deliriously mouthwatering Doritos and this idiot got stuck in a pole again. Time to reset for the third time this hour.

> Dave: Reset.