Be Scratch.

You once again try to be Doc Scratch, and fail spectacularly. You can't be him no matter how hard you try. It is impossible.

[In fact, I think it would be for the best if I commandeered the narrative completely for a while. I trust you won't mind if I speak in white. It's not actually negotiable, but as a courtesy I will enclose my words between a pair of visually audible brackets.

I am doing this because I can.

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