GT: Ok dude shes here shoosh! TT: I know. GT: Oh man. Ummmm... TT: What the fuck are you looking at me for? TT: Say something to her, jackass. GT: Okay i will i will youre distracting me though! Can you scoot over a bit? TT: Oh my god. Fine. GT: Hi there! Welcome! Er... GT: Dont mind him hes just a brain clone of my best friend. I know that sounds crazy. Heh. TT: Bro, she can't even see or hear me. TT: You're making a fool of yourself. GT: Wait she cant? Why didnt you tell me that!!! You are really throwing me off here. TT: I don't know, I guess I didn't think you were going to have a neurotic meltdown at the sight of a girl. GT: I thought you were supposed to know stuff like that seeing as you are LITERALLY MY BRAIN! TT: God dammit, will you just chillax and woo this fucking ghost babe? GT: How can i chillax when you keep talking to me its really disconcerting!!!!! TT: You are totally embarrassing yourself, dude. You're talking to nobody. TT: Man, I'm starting to feel bad for spider ghost. Look at her, she's getting uncomfortable. GT: Shhhh just SHUT UP i cant THINK! TT: You are being so lame, I don't care if I'm a figment of your imagination or not, I can't take this bullshit. TT: Either you get your shit together and put the moves on this dead space vixen or I start fucking with your cortex and make you pop a dream boner. GT: OH GOD NO DONT YOU DARE!!!!!!!!! TT: You don't think I'll do it? GT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!! TT: Sorry Jake. The plan's in motion. TT: Next stop, Boner City. GT: SO THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG??? GT: TO GIVE ME A BONER??? TT: And you TT: ... TT: ... TT: ... TT: ... TT: Got one. GT: YOU MOTHER FUCKER! GT: OH... GT: OH TEE HEE A FALSE ALARM I SEE VERY FUNNY COOL GUY! GT: I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT! GT: YOURE BLUFFING YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE ME A PHANTASMAL ERECTION! TT: Jake, please. TT: Members of the juggalo party aren't the only ones who can pitch a big tent. GT: THEN GO AHEAD! MAKE MY FUCKING DAY! GT: IM READY FOR YOU. YOU THINK IM AFRAID? ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN! GT: IM NOT ASHAMED! I WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD AT FULL MAST IN FRONT OF THIS PRETTY ALIEN! GT: DO YOUR WORST YOU BASTARD!!!!! TT: This is so stupid. TT: You are out of your mind. And this is coming from your mind itself. TT: I can't even watch this, I'm out of here. GT: WELL GOOD RIDDANCE TO IRONIC HIPSTER DOUCHEWAD RUBBISH IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT! TT: I wonder what Jack's up to right now. GT: WHAT? GT: I mean... what? Whos jack? TT: Just talk to the girl, ok? TT: You have some damage control to do.