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uu: THERE WILL BE NEW ACTORS IN THIS VuLGAR EXHIBITION.
uu: YOu WILL INCLuDE THE JAKE AND ROXY HuMANS NOW. AND IT WILL BE SIMILARLY DISGuSTING.
TT: You got it.
TT: Which steamy adult activities would you like me to convey this time?
uu: MAKE THE ROXY HuMAN STROKE HIS HAIR.
uu: SHE NEEDS HIM. AS A ROMANTIC PARTNER. EMOTIONALLY.
TT: You have a filthy mind, but ok.
TT: Here.
TT: http://goo.gl/rgfyW
uu: GOOD.
uu: I WANT TO SEE LONGING IN HIS EYES.
uu: MAKE THERE BE LONGING. DO IT.
TT: http://goo.gl/s0ILH
uu: AH HA HA! SO GOOD.
uu: HAVE THEM EXECuTE THE HuMAN MANEuVER YOu CALL.
uu: "THE HuG."
TT: http://goo.gl/58e9O
uu: OHHH. DAMN.
uu: THAT IS JuST.
uu: SO.
uu: *NAAAAAASTY.*
TT: I'm sweating profusely, fyi.
TT: Gonna have Squarewave track down a towel soon.
uu: NOW HAVE THE JAKE HuMAN SAY.
uu: OH GOD.
uu: I FEEL SO uTTERLY OBSCENE EVEN *TYPING* THIS.
uu: HA HA. FuuuCK.
uu: MY CHEEKS ARE PROBABLY BRIGHT RED RIGHT NOW.
TT: Typing what?
uu: MAKE HIM SAY...
uu: "I LOVE YOu."
TT: On it.
TT: http://goo.gl/mSTQk
uu: THAT IS.
uu: SO FuCKED uP.
uu: uuuuuRNG.
uu: I CAN HARDLY STAND IT.
uu: IT'S SO FuCKED uP BRO!!!!!
TT: I agree.
TT: All kinds of things wrong with this scenario here.
uu: SHE WANTS TO HuMAN MARRY HIM NOW.
uu: MAKE THE BITCH SAY SHE WANTS TO HuMAN MARRY THAT FuCKER!
TT: Stand by.
TT: http://goo.gl/GD2nO
uu: HE SAYS YES!
uu: HE SAYS FuCKING YES THIS INSTANT YOu WRETCHED PILE OF SHIT!!!
TT: http://goo.gl/FIYFS
uu: FuuuuuuuuuCK.
uu: THAT SHIT IS SO.
uu: *TENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDER.*
TT: You know it.
TT: Slow cooked to fucking perfection.
uu: I WOuLD LIKE THEM TO COPuLATE OFF SCREEN.
uu: THEY WILL BEAR A CHILD IN THE uNSEEMLY HuMAN MANNER.
uu: BuT YOu WILL DEPICT NONE OF THE OFFPuTTING DETAILS OF THE RITuAL.
uu: SHOW THEM EXPERIENCING HuMAN WEDDED JOY. WITH THEIR OFFSPRING. NOW.
TT: Yeah, gimme a minute.
TT: Ok.
TT: http://goo.gl/i2O11
uu: NO. THIS ISN'T AS GOOD.
uu: IT'S NOT AS TITILLATING AS I DESIRE.
uu: HAVE THE MALE EAT THE CHILD.
TT: http://goo.gl/itJga

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