JADE: whaaat JADE: but you love this movie! JOHN: yeah, i know. JOHN: i mean... i thought i did. JOHN: it's been kind of a long time since i last saw it. i really remember it being a lot better than this! JOHN: but now everything just seems so cheesy and stupid. JADE: but you were making such a big deal about finally getting me to watch it with you on your birthday! JADE: you were going on and on about how i wouldnt be disappointed... but now youre saying you dont like it? JOHN: i don't know. i'm trying to like it. i WANT to like it. JOHN: i want to feel the same magic that was there all the other times i watched it. JOHN: but i can't, because... JOHN: it's just... JOHN: not... JOHN: good. :( JADE: really? JADE: i was actually kind of enjoying it! JADE: its very silly JADE: i really dont think its the kind of movie youre supposed to take all that seriously john JOHN: but i DID take it seriously!!! JOHN: i guess maybe that's kind of the point. JOHN: i always thought all this hokey bullshit was legitimately awesome and compelling. JOHN: what was i even thinking! JADE: i dunno.... JADE: but people can change their minds about things JADE: i think youre allowed to change your mind about a silly movie JADE: i used to LOVE the squiddles show when i was really young JADE: but as i got older i started to realize it wasnt as great as i thought it was JADE: i was just too young to see how it was actually a flagrant vehicle for selling merchandise JADE: and if you believed the conspiracy theorists it might have even been pushing some other dark hidden agendas..... JADE: so i stopped liking the show itself as much but that didnt change the fact that i had a lot of fond memories about it JADE: i still loved all the cute characters and could enjoy it on a nostalgic level JOHN: well, maybe later i'll be able to rekindle some nostalgic feelings about it. JOHN: but right now, i just feel like a dope for talking this up so hard. JADE: what is even the problem with it? JADE: ive just been watching this and thinking, yup, i can see why john was so obsessed with this movie... JADE: its funny! JOHN: it's just non stop terrible action movie cliches!