JOHN: when did that happen? JADE: a couple days ago JOHN: no. no way. JOHN: i cannot accept this! JADE: john its ok you dont have t... JOHN: you and dave sprite were like the glue holding everything together on this miserable road trip! JADE: we were? JOHN: yes, jade. JOHN: you were our rock. JADE: your rock?? JADE: what are you talking about? JOHN: come on, jade. JOHN: you and dave sprite were like... an INSTITUTION on this stupid golden battleship. JADE: we were not an institution! JADE: you are just saying meaningless things now JOHN: why did he break up with you?! JADE: um... JADE: its complicated JADE: basically hes just going through a lot of stuff right now JOHN: stuff?? JOHN: what stuff. JOHN: jade, we are all going through stuff. you don't see me flying off the handle and breaking up with MY girlfriend. JADE: do uh... JADE: you have a girlfriend? JOHN: that is not the point. JOHN: the point is that dave sprite is a douche. JADE: i dont think hes a douche, hes just... JOHN: no, he's an orange feathery douche.