JOHN: huh? TAVROS: gIVE IT TO ME, JOHN: what... the ring? TAVROS: yES, iT'S MINE, JOHN: who are you? TAVROS: i'M, yOUR WORST BAD DREAM, iF YOU DON'T RETURN MY TREASURE, TAVROS: i FOUND IT, sNUGGLED IN THE SAND, bEING PRETTY AND GOLD AND BY ITSELF, aND i WANT IT BACK, JOHN: so you found it here, like exactly where i just found it... but then instead of picking it up, you fell asleep? TAVROS: wHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY, i SOUND STUPID, TAVROS: bUT, yES, JOHN: sorry buddy. as the age old saying goes, you snooze, you lose. TAVROS: i NEVER HEARD THAT AGE OLD SAYING, iN MY CULTURE, sO, fUCK YOUR LINGUAL HERITAGE, aND GIVE ME THE RING, JOHN: why were you even asleep? TAVROS: i WAS TIRED, TAVROS: dUH, JOHN: this is such a dumb place to fall asleep, dude. TAVROS: tREASURE HUNTING IS HARD, TAVROS: sHE HAS ME WORKING LIKE A BARKFIEND, JOHN: who? TAVROS: mY MATESPRIT, TAVROS: tHAT MEANS GIRLFRIEND, yOU IGNORAMUS, JOHN: i know what it means! JOHN: no offense, but you seem like kind of a lame troll. i don't think we ever talked before, did we? TAVROS: wHO CARES, gIVE ME MY TREASURE, JOHN: no way! it's mine bro. TAVROS: sHIT! TAVROS: oKAY, TAVROS: mAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT SOME KIND OF DEAL, JOHN: i dunno. this ring is pretty sweet. the price would have to be pretty steep. TAVROS: wOW, TAVROS: yOU ARE REALLY PUTTING ME, iN AN UNCOMFORTABLE AND CHALLENGING SITUATION, JOHN: why do you want this desert ring so bad. is it magic? JOHN: i don't really feel magic wearing it... JOHN: i mean, not any more than usual. TAVROS: i DON'T KNOW, iF IT'S MAGIC, TAVROS: tHAT'S NOT WHY i WANT IT, JOHN: well, i'm not giving it to you unless you have a really good reason.