ROXY: ok god ROXY: was just tryin to cheer you up ROXY: take ur mind off whatever the hell that was ROXY: you werent serious about calling off the party were you ROXY: here let me just get the chess guys to help put the table back on the roof ROXY: and maybe salvage the cake out of that sand dune over there... ROXY: aaaaand NOPE the chess guys just finished eatin it ROXY: lets just bake another k? JANE: NO, I WAS SERIOUS! JANE: I'M NOT... JANE: I'm not in the mood for a party anymore. ROXY: so it sounds like ROXY: u got jaked JANE: >:( ROXY: why yes ROXY: that is the face of a girl who just got english'd with extreme prejudice ROXY: he was a block head and forgot your birthday didnt he ROXY: im sorry jane JANE: Yeah, me too. Can we maybe not rehash the whole terrible conversation though?? ROXY: yeah we dont have to ROXY: just maybe try not to hold whatever dumb shit he said against him forever? ROXY: thats just how the guy is ROXY: its like ROXY: he doesnt mean to be a douche ROXY: but its just kind of a byproduct of the whole ridiculous jake english experience ROXY: like his dunkass shenanigans leave behind a residue that looks like douche and tastes like douche but it aint the real thing? ROXY: like douche substitute ROXY: "i cant believe its not douche" ROXY: um ROXY: im just trying to say not terrible things about him in hopes you dont start hating each other but i guess this isnt what you wanna hear now JANE: >:( ROXY: soooo yeah ROXY: i guess jakes dumpin dirk soon? ROXY: hahah like the writing wasnt so on the wall with those two from day one ROXY: poor dirk ROXY: ive wanted to say something to prepare him for that but ROXY: never had the heart to bring it up i guess? ROXY: what can u do.... ROXY: hey ROXY: but the silver lining is ROXY: i mean if you can forgive him for shitting on your bday and stuff ROXY: maybe this is finally your chance to make a play 4 the j man?? ROXY: ehhhh??? ;) FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 38D JANE: ROXY, PLEASE. JANE: AS IF THAT ISN'T THE FURTHEST THING FROM MY MIND RIGHT NOW! JANE: I AM SO DONE WITH THAT WHOLE TRAIN OF THOUGHT. ROXY: so you really think youre just ROXY: completely over him? JANE: YESSIREE! JANE: IF JAKE'S THE RAINBOW, THEN JUST CALL ME A LITTLE HOUSE FROM KANSAS! JANE: WHEEEEEE! ROXY: wait rly ROXY: as in like you dont give a shit if he dates anybody or JANE: MMMMMMMHM!!! ROXY: i seeee ROXY: iiiiiinteresting! FEFETASPRITE: 3833 < 38O JANE: WAIT... JANE: WHAT??