Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide.

ARQUIUSPRITE: Holy
ARQUIUSPRITE: I am so ludi%ly STRONG
ARQUIUSPRITE: Whoops, pardon my language
ARQUIUSPRITE: That there was some straight up dog pottymouth, and I'm chagrined as you had to hear that
ARQUIUSPRITE: Dude
ARQUIUSPRITE: Check out my muscles
ARQUIUSPRITE: Dude, I am ripped. 100k at me fle% these naughty mother
ARQUIUSPRITE: Dude
ARQUIUSPRITE: E%cuse me, mister dude
ARQUIUSPRITE: Check my muscles, 100k how big I can make them
ARQUIUSPRITE: Bro are you getting a gander of my truly e%ceptional
DIRK: I can see your muscles just fine.
ARQUIUSPRITE: I am so gosh chiseled
ARQUIUSPRITE: Watch me just completely hulk out like this
ARQUIUSPRITE: HRRRRRRRRRR
ARQUIUSPRITE: Bro, did you see that
ARQUIUSPRITE: Did you see my muscles getting all gnarly and ma%ed out
DIRK: Yeah, I saw.
ARQUIUSPRITE: What do you think
ARQUIUSPRITE: Dirk
ARQUIUSPRITE: E%cuse me, Dirk
ARQUIUSPRITE: Tell me what you think of my glorious physique, I command you
DIRK: It's pretty ripped.
ARQUIUSPRITE: No it's ripped
ARQUIUSPRITE: My torso is the fudging ape% of manly grandeur
ARQUIUSPRITE: Dude
ARQUIUSPRITE: Come feel this
DIRK: What?
ARQUIUSPRITE: Come feel my muscles
DIRK: No.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Get over here and touch my muscles
DIRK: I'm not touching your goddamn muscles.
ARQUIUSPRITE: You absolutely will
ARQUIUSPRITE: I'm stacked like a brick house, e%amine me with your hands at once
DIRK: No.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes
DIRK: No.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes
DIRK: No.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Feel my muscles
DIRK: Absolutely not.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Do it.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Observe these pectorals, they're off the silly charts
ARQUIUSPRITE: My quads would be bananas, if I had any
ARQUIUSPRITE: You've got to check this out
DIRK: I really don't.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Come feel me up, bro
DIRK: I won't do it.
ARQUIUSPRITE: You will
DIRK: I won't.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles
DIRK: No.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes
DIRK: No.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes
DIRK: No.
ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes
DIRK: No.

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