GG: But it turned out you couldn't bring her back. At least not the way you thought. GG: So what was it that made you finally decide to give it up? TG: well TG: thats pretty much what it was TG: when i first went to lopan i saw my sprite there TG: so i got out my bottle of momslime and was all ready for the bestest most poignant reunion ever TG: and thats when the juggalo struck TG: and i just knew the witch had fucked me over AGAIN TG: cause what other hag is insane enough to get juggalos to do her dirty biz nigh exclusively??? TG: NO HAGS BUT HER TG: and i was so pissed and so distraught about that goddamn clown squandering my sprite TG: so i got crazy drunk and felt the super sorriest for myself i ever did TG: but little did i know there would be a lovely silver lining to the debacle GG: Dear, sweet, precious Fefeta! TG: :3 TG: she became a great friend TG: and whats more was she told me not to worry TG: that my mom would be comin anyway and all i had to do was wait a while TG: and i believed her cause she knew stuff + was THA BEST TG: so thats when i decided to clean up my act
TG: i didnt want her to meet a sloppy embarrassing mess of a daughter TG: even if she did like to drink at some point it was kind of a childish idea that doing so myself would make me closer to her or help us bond or whatever TG: anyway i think i might of overestimated her drinkin habits TG: she sure didnt look like no drunk TG: oh! TG: jane did i mention TG: i saw her in a dream today! GG: No! TG: shes real young tho TG: like our age TG: and she looks so pretty and happy TG: not like a girl w booze challenges TG: i think her fav color must be orange just like dirk TG: she was wearin the same sunny orange nighty deal i caught a glimpse of her in v briefly another time TG: and oh... TG: she also called me mom? GG: Huh? TG: huh is right TG: u know im really not sure if shes actually my mom TG: but i do know were totes genetically related somehow TG: i just think theres more to it than we know GG: I guess we'll find out! GG: Whoa...