KARKAT: THAT'S EARTH?? KARKAT: WHY IS IT SO SMALL JADE:its small because i shrunk it JADE:cause im a space witch JADE:duhhh KARKAT: OK BUT KARKAT: WHY DO YOU HAVE IT? KARKAT: I THOUGHT JACK DESTROYED YOUR UNIVERSE. JADE:he did JADE:but i snuck through a portal and nabbed it! JADE:then i hopped right back through the gate before everything blew up JADE:i was in and out like a bandit JADE:you know, i like to think i make a pretty good witch, especially since i turned wicked and all... JADE:but maybe i would have made an even better thief! JADE:what do you think jane? do you think i missed my true calling? JANE:. JADE:come to think of it, the new empire probably doesnt need anymore thieves JADE:we already have the greatest thief of all running the show JADE:she even managed to steal both of us away from all our pals, didnt she jane? ;) JANE:. JADE:hehe JADE:isnt she a riot guys? KARKAT: THANKS JADE. NO REALLY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THOSE CLARIFICATIONS, WHILE OBLITERATING ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT YOU ARE FIRMLY OFF YOUR ROCKER. KARKAT: BUT MAYBE IF IT'S NOT *TOO* MUCH EXTRA TROUBLE, YOU COULD HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'VE STRANDED US ON A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PLANETS, ONLY TO COME TAUNT ME WITH A WATERLOGGED, MINIATURIZED VERSION OF EARTH???