ARANEA: Who am I, you ask? ARANEA: That is no short story, I'm afraid. ARANEA: It all 8egan on a peaceful, idyllic planet called 8eforus. ARANEA: Unlike the Alternian trolls, with whom you are no dou8t more familiar, my people were- ROXY: wowee shut ur dumb blue mouth ROXY: i been spying on ya ROXY: and eavesdropping on all your smug trash ROXY: and i couldnt help but notice that ring youre wearing ARANEA: Yes. ARANEA: What a8out it? ROXY: thats johns ring aint it ARANEA: John's ring? ARANEA: 8ut John never rightfully owned it. ARANEA: In fact, it was originally intended as a gift to my young descendant. ARANEA: It's only fitting that I wear it, and 8ring additional glory to the Serket name. ROXY: yo ROXY: thats another insane and smug thing u said just there ROXY: do you even listen to urself ROXY: for real though we were gonna give that ring to callie ARANEA: Hmm? ROXY: callie my goddamn bffsy from space ROXY: shes a ghost and i wanna save her from her bro ARANEA: Ah yes. The female cheru8. ARANEA: I am perfectly familiar with her plight, as well as the relevance she purportedly has with respect to her 8rother's downfall. ARANEA: In fact, I was one of the first ever to theorize a8out that! :::;) ROXY: SMUG ARANEA: 8ut the situ8tion has changed. That is all ancient history now. ARANEA: I'm sorry, Roxy. 8ut I have no use for your cheru8 friend in my plans. ARANEA: She will not 8e playing a role of any significance. ROXY: oh man ROXY: oh man ROXY: i way hate you ARANEA: Come on, now. Don't say things you can't take 8ack. ARANEA: I'm actually very nice! ARANEA: We are just getting off on the wrong foot here. ROXY: no no ROXY: no no no no ROXY: oh man i rly hate you ROXY: i cant even explain it i never hated somebody so much by just a few smarmy words outta their grody chew hole ROXY: eugh yechh ick ick blarff! ARANEA: ........ ROXY: so yeh um ROXY: now that i buttered you up and all gimme dat ring!! ARANEA: No.