...........

you're the guy who wrote that horrible story with all the fake daves!

you're behind all this, aren't you! i dunno how i know that, but i can just feel it!

you're the one who vriska and her pirate pals are all trying to stop! it was you who put all this into motion in some way i don't really understand! which means you're responsible for like a trillion people dying, and universes blowing up, and all my friends getting scattered around and acting like idiots, and my dad being dead!

ok, maybe you're not totally responsible for us acting like idiots, most of that is on us! but all that other bad stuff is your fault somehow, isn't it!

I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!

> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A HATER.
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