JADE: jane, dont you remember when we turned into bad guys? JANE: Bad guys? JADE: yeah... JADE: i turned into an evil werewolf for a while JADE: and you i think were some kind of cyborg JANE: Yes, that does sound very familiar. JANE: Can you tell me anything else to nudge my recollection? JADE: ummmmm JADE: you had a pitchfork thingy and your outfit was bright red JANE: Yes, of course! JANE: I do remember that now. JANE: Oh dear. I really was behaving horribly, wasn't I? JADE: yeah, we both were JADE: it feels like it was all a bad dream JADE: im glad its over now, even if it means were probably dead JANE: Mm-hm. JANE: It's coming back to me now... JANE: Gosh, how embarrassing it is to recall my actions. JANE: They somehow manage to trump my indiscretions as a trickster. JANE: The things I said to Jake!!! JADE: :o JADE: what did you say? JANE: I can't even bring myself to talk about it. JANE: You're right, Jade. We probably are better off dead than having to face the music for our shameful deeds. CALLIOPE: i do not wish to pry into matters that make yoU Uncomfortable... CALLIOPE: bUt can yoU at least recall the circUmstances which were likely to have resUlted in yoUr deaths? JANE: Hm. JANE: Yes, I believe I can. JANE: Remembering my encounter with Jake in his prison cell has reminded me of a crisis that followed shortly thereafter. JANE: It caught us all quite by surprise, if I recall, even the Condesce. JANE: I believe there were unanticipated factors which even she was unable to account for. CALLIOPE: can yoU recall the natUre of this crisis? CALLIOPE: jade and i will do oUr best to record it! JANE: Yes, hold on. JANE: Allow me a moment to get back into my storytelling voice. JANE: ... JADE: ... CALLIOPE: ... JANE: Ahem.