JANE: The crafty witch made sure I would be the brains of the operation. JANE: She saw to it her heiress had a super computer wrapped around her noggin years in advance. JANE: A state of the art Thoughtwave Tiaratop, for the up and coming junior battermaster on the go -- with the factory default set to EVIL! JANE: But if I was the brains of the outfit, Jade was the uncontested brawn. JANE: Within two shakes of a dog's tail, she kicked Dirk to the curb of the incipisphere. JANE: Then in one fell swoop, she and I pinched Roxy and Jake respectively, and hauled them right off to the slammer for interrogation. JANE: The slammer, as we all know, is how one describes the penal system when feeling extra angry at crimes. JANE: Their crime, you ask? It was being on the wrong side of the law. JANE: And by wrong, I mean right. CALLIOPE: jane, slow down! this is all solid gold.