JOHN: but... JOHN: i don't actually have my wallet? TEREZI: YOU DONT? JOHN: no. JOHN: i lost it years ago. JOHN: i think i gave it to... JOHN: damn. who was it. JOHN: liv tyler, the bunny? JOHN: or was it that short chess dude. JOHN: shit! TEREZI: WHY WOULD 1 T3LL YOU TO G1V3 M3 YOUR W4LL3T 1F YOU DON'T H4V3 1T JOHN: i guess you didn't realize i lost it?? JOHN: hell, even i can't remember what items we still have half the time. JOHN: terezi, just between you, me, unconscious vriska, and that dumb clown there, this adventure has been one huge mess. TEREZI: WH4T COULD 3V3N B3 SO 1MPORT4NT 4BOUT G1V1NG M3 YOUR W4LL3T? JOHN: hmm. JOHN: actually, it says give "her" your wallet. JOHN: did "her" mean you, or vriska? TEREZI: ??? JOHN: i guess it's a moot point, since i don't have it. JOHN: let's just call it one small flaw in your otherwise mostly stupid plan, and get on with our lives. TEREZI: 1T'S NOT MY PL4N! JOHN: yes it is! JOHN: or, was. JOHN: i mean, will be. JOHN: or... won't be anymore? now that we changed stuff. TEREZI: UGH, SHUT UP TEREZI: M4YB3 1F YOU COULD T3LL M3 *WHY* W3 N33D TH3 W4LL3T, W3 COULD M4K3 OTH3R PL4NS TO COMP3NS4T3? JOHN: um. JOHN: i dunno. maybe you need to captcha something really big? TEREZI: L1K3 WH4T JOHN: i don't know! JOHN: it's just some vague crap you wrote on a scarf! KARKAT: JOHN???? JOHN: oh fuck.