JOHN: what is it? VRISKA: It's Earth! VRISKA: Remem8er how three years ago you told Terezi we needed your wallet, 8ut you didn't have it? VRISKA: Well in the time since, we talked a8out it a lot, and figured this was most likely the reason she told you to give it to us. VRISKA: It wasn't a 8ig deal, actually. VRISKA: We spent some time deciphering the code for your wallet. It took a little while, and a few lucky guesses on the code digits, 8ut we eventually got there. VRISKA: Then I just used it to upgrade my much cooler 8 8all modus. JOHN: you hacked my dad's wallet?? VRISKA: Sure. Like I said, we had some time on our hands. VRISKA: It is after all just a fucking wallet. It's not like it's some legendary item he got on some mythical dad quest. VRISKA: I mean, he did 8UY the thing somewhere, right? JOHN: um. yeah, i guess so. JOHN: i dunno. JOHN: i still think it's a pretty special thing. VRISKA: Nope! VRISKA: Sorry to 8e the 8earer of 8ad news. It is literally... just a wallet. VRISKA: Anyway. VRISKA: Then, 8efore I did the scouting work on this session, I rode the meteor through the g8, watched it crash on Earth, then just captchalogued the whole damn thing and got out of there. VRISKA: No sweat! VRISKA: Presuma8ly like Grim8ark Jade was supposed to, if she wasn't asleep. VRISKA: Again, it was a pretty good plan, she just never saw me coming. VRISKA: Sorry Condy, if you want your waterlogged little glo8e 8ack, you'll have to pry it from John's dead hands now. JOHN: er. JOHN: ...yeah.