KANAYA: Is It KANAYA: Real ROXY: yeah!!! ROXY: i mean ROXY: as real as i could make it ROXY: which i think means ROXY: as real as the thing that it is and was always supposed to be when its idea is expressed as purely as possible through physical matter! KANAYA: Wow KANAYA: ... What ROXY: its a real alien egg! ROXY: bottom line ROXY: it took a lot of work and i guess voidy soul searching? but ROXY: i finally made it ROXY: just for you! KANAYA: For Me? ROXY: yep ROXY: hey i know i dont know ya too well ROXY: we just met! ROXY: but really it was always gonna be for you ROXY: this egg is stinkin useless without someone whos qualified to care for it ROXY: and thats you ROXY: please look after the lil guy... i have developed some oddly motherly feelins for the spiky fucker myself ROXY: it was like this whole quasi intellectu-motional SAGA or something for me to figure out how to make this freaking egg KANAYA: Its A Matriorb ROXY: yeah! that! KANAYA: I Cant KANAYA: I Dont Believe This KANAYA: How Is It Possible KANAYA: I Still Dont Know How You Did This ROXY: dont worry about it ROXY: s'just ~*powers*~ ROXY: whooshhhhwoooshhhhhh (magic noises) ROXY: voila, insta-orb ROXY: just add the subtraction of its nonexistence!