JASPROSESPRITE^2: Davesprite?! DAVESPRITE: yeah DAVESPRITE: looks like everybody forgot about me as fucking usual DAVESPRITE: so here i am JASPROSESPRITE^2: Where... JASPROSESPRITE^2: Where did you come from? JASPROSESPRITE^2: I thought you died. DAVESPRITE: uh no? DAVESPRITE: not to my knowledge at least DAVESPRITE: i was just chillin on johns planet when some shit happened JASPROSESPRITE^2: What shit? DAVESPRITE: dunno DAVESPRITE: there was all this wind and shit then the sky went blank DAVESPRITE: i looked around a while but couldnt find anybody DAVESPRITE: then the sky went black again so i flew off lookin for people DAVESPRITE: found the planet with a big purple X on it DAVESPRITE: then i found you at this tea party or whatever DAVESPRITE: and now you seem to be a sprite too who is part cat so thats cool i guess JASPROSESPRITE^2: Ah, of course. You're the version I traveled with on the ship. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I mean, not Rose. Jaspers. DAVESPRITE: oh yeah DAVESPRITE: hey man DAVESPRITE: um DAVESPRITE: or at least hey man to half of you DAVESPRITE: kind of fucked up that youre part rose and vice versa but i guess whatre you gonna do JASPROSESPRITE^2: Be in a state of near-perpetual satisfaction with my own existence, is what. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Anyway, I'm happy to see you're still alive. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Even if your bird-like appearance is making me feel a bit riled up. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I'll try to control myself though. DAVESPRITE: cool thanks DAVESPRITE: so what kind of ludicrous nonsense do you have going here in the land of stonehenges and a big purple X DAVESPRITE: is that DAVESPRITE: is that egbert lookin dude supposed to be the fucking mad hatter JAKE: Yeah!!! DAVESPRITE: ok DAVESPRITE: whats with the fridge DAVESPRITE: please dont tell me somebodys locked in that fridge
JASPROSESPRITE^2: Dave, never mind the fridge. JASPROSESPRITE^2: This tea party bullshit isn't quite what is seems. JASPROSESPRITE^2: I am actually on a date. So maybe we could, you know. Catch up later? DAVESPRITE: a date DAVESPRITE: thats cool DAVESPRITE: with who the mad hatter guy? JASPROSESPRITE^2: Good lord, no. JASPROSESPRITE^2: With Nepeta. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Sorry, I should have introduced you to her sooner. JASPROSESPRITE^2: Nepeta, this is Dave. He's my bird brother, who is also a sprite. NEPETASPRITE: :33 < hello!