ARQUIUSPRITE: Nepeta?! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah!!! ARQUIUSPRITE: I mean ARQUIUSPRITE: Dave?! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah!!! ARQUIUSPRITE: Dave and Nepeta, ARQUIUSPRITE: Nepedavesprite? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < davepeta! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < (sprite squared lol) ARQUIUSPRITE: Davepeta Sprite Squared ARQUIUSPRITE: It is I, Arquiusprite, to the first power ARQUIUSPRITE: Which is to say, Equius, and an artificial intelligence composite of your bro, in the form of the cool broken sunglasses I am wearing DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah i know dummy! BPP ARQUIUSPRITE: How is this possible? ARQUIUSPRITE: How did you come to be?? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < umm i dunno DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < some shit happened DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < was on a tea date, shook hands with myself, you know DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < basic fuckery DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < how did YOU come to be??? ARQUIUSPRITE: I... ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes, that is a fair question ARQUIUSPRITE: Some b*llshucks happened, which made little to no sense, and now here I am ARQUIUSPRITE: I can only presume this was the case for you as well, given your incoherent and poorly developed anecdote DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < what ya doin there bro? ARQUIUSPRITE: Huh? Oh. Nothing really ARQUIUSPRITE: Doing the final work for this session. Releasing the grist hoards. Nothing that matters now... ARQUIUSPRITE: Now... ARQUIUSPRITE: That you're here ARQUIUSPRITE: *Sniff* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yo are you crying?? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < awww ARQUIUSPRITE: Davepeta, I apologize for the embarrassing secretions from this imperfect, semi-organic form ARQUIUSPRITE: How ironic, that I spend virtually 100% of my time secreting liquid from virtually 100% of my body's surface area, and yet a few more drops from my eyes would cause me such shame DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < h33h33h33 youre so fuckin gross!!!! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i really missed you dude ARQUIUSPRITE: I missed you as well, or, I would have, had I permitted myself to think about you ARQUIUSPRITE: Alas, I failed to protect you from an unpleasant clown in the most disgraceful way possible, much to the shame of my dead troll half, and much to the disgust of my digital human half ARQUIUSPRITE: Hence, to the Nepeta portion of you, Davepeta, ARQUIUSPRITE: I am so very STRONGLY sorry DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < theres nothin to apawlogize for! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < nepeta furgave you for that and anyways im not even her anymore DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i guess davesprite had some old issues with his bro he never really sorted out but hey im not him either! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and youre not his bro or equius youre arquius who is a new and cool and beautyifful thing and anyway all those old troubles are f33ling so overwhelmed by new and different emotions and its great! ARQUIUSPRITE: Yes, Davepeta, you're right ARQUIUSPRITE: It is really fl*pping great ARQUIUSPRITE: *Slight sob* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < dawwwwwww DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < there there you blubbering goddamn cutie DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta sniffs curiously at arquiusprites grody and emotional body* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *p33-yew davepeta exclaims, recoiling like they were just using their muzzle to investigate the business end of a shitting dog* ARQUIUSPRITE: What are you... ARQUIUSPRITE: I mean, ARQUIUSPRITE: *Arquius submits his question to Davepeta in the form of a third person statement, thereby acknowledging once and for all that he is in no way above the childish nonsense of his former moirail* ARQUIUSPRITE: *He in fact acknowledges by e%tension that he is not above anything or anyone, and never was* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < omg yes!!! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i mean that was a good start but also a little abstract man, you should try incorporating some actual behaviors and actions into your RP things to punch them up ARQUIUSPRITE: Behaviors and actions? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yeah! DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < like think dude, how the hell is davepeta supposed to react cutely to some internal epiphany your havin? hows that shit externally TELEGRAPHED bro?? ARQUIUSPRITE: I see ARQUIUSPRITE: *I mean, Arquius sees* ARQUIUSPRITE: *Arquius soon realizes he will need a truly unreasonable supply of fresh, dry towels to absorb the perspiration caused by two separate lifetimes of regrets and foolishnesses* ARQUIUSPRITE: *He embarks on a mystical quest of the spirit, through a land of his imagination's design as a part of his personal "Alternative Universe" fiction. It is a mountainous land consisting of only fresh, perfectly folded white towels, and rivers of milk running through its valleys* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yum yum! ARQUIUSPRITE: *"Yum yum" indeed, he thinks to himself with his silicon brain, e%actly one trillion times per second, for several seconds. But now is no time to sup from the streams of dairy. He gathers a heap of clean towels in his strapping arms. Yes, these guns you see here. Two astonishing sinewed meat trunks clutch the unsodden rectangles of fabric, like tremendous baguettes of rippling, twitching protein tissue.* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < B\\ ARQUIUSPRITE: *He reflects on his pair of powerful weapons with admiration, and wonders quietly if Davepeta would like a complimentary ticket to the gun show. But due to his obscenely powerful mind, this thought took place in the blink of a microsecond, and he proceeds to have additional, similarly rapid cyber-reveries. Including, but not limited to, thoughts of fondness for Davepeta, and some e%tremely comple% genetic algorithms comparing the merits of various redemptive gestures, and- DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < arquius youre RPing your internal thought process again ARQUIUSPRITE: Oh. Sorry DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < its ok for startin out, youll get the hang of it if you k33p at it DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < you being willing to try is all that matters and is hella nice B33 DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *starts to purr a sick beat!* ARQUIUSPRITE: You mean, like a rap beat? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < um, duhhh? ARQUIUSPRITE: *Arquius wonders if the purred rap beat is strictly in the hypothetical plane of roleplay, or if it will be an audible phenomenon taking place in reality soon* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta gives a little knowing nod, as if to say, you bet your chiseled ass itll be an audible phenomenon in reality soon* ARQUIUSPRITE: *Arquius begins fle%ing rhythmically, in time with the beat of the purred rap. This hypothetical role playing action should also be regarded as a precursor to this deed being literally e%ecuted in reality* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *davepeta starts droppin the illest purrbeat you ever heard but stops suddenly, as they become mesmerized by the hypnotic flexing of arquiusprites humongous muscles* ARQUIUSPRITE: Do you... really like them? ARQUIUSPRITE: *He says* DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i... really do DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < *they say* ARQUIUSPRITE: Would... ARQUIUSPRITE: You like to touch my muscles, davepeta? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes i believe i would ARQUIUSPRITE: Then I must command you ARQUIUSPRITE: Please touch my muscles DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes ok ARQUIUSPRITE: I won't take no for an answer, Davepeta ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i said yes! ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes! ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < yes!! ARQUIUSPRITE: Touch my muscles DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < YES!!!