ARANEA: I've gathered a small group of travelers for a meeting. ARANEA: They are 8riefly passing through this 8u88le. I was hoping we could introduce ourselves to one another, and help orient an old friend of mine to the afterlife. JAKE: Ok. JAKE: Who is your friend? JAKE: Another troll? ARANEA: She was supposed to 8e the empress of all trolls, actually. JAKE: Wow. JAKE: So she died before she could be the empress i guess? ARANEA: Not exactly, since she pro8a8ly never would have 8een regardless. ARANEA: She didn't want the jo8. JAKE: Why not? ARANEA: Remem8er how I said each class had a duty to take care of the younger and more populous classes lower on the order? ARANEA: Well, hers was the highest of all. ARANEA: She was the only one on the planet with such royal 8lood, aside from the sitting empress. ARANEA: As the heiress, she was meant for a position of incredi8le responsi8ility. ARANEA: Once she claimed the throne, she would have to serve for many thousands of years, until the next successor was ready. JAKE: Thats a hell of a long time. JAKE: I guess she wasnt into that? ARANEA: She had some pro8lems with authority. ARANEA: She despised the whole social order, really. ARANEA: I foolishly tried to convince her to honor her o8ligation, 8ut she wouldn't listen. ARANEA: She viewed the empress as a glorified slave. ARANEA: So she a8dicated, and fled to the moon to hide. ARANEA: I was the only one who knew of her plans. The rest of the world searched 8ut never found her. ARANEA: At the time, I was furious with her. 8ut I didn't turn her in. ARANEA: Which in retrospect was a key decision that led us here. JAKE: You mean it led to you being dead? ARANEA: Yes, eventually. ARANEA: While she was there, she discovered an ancient device. ARANEA: Inside the device was a game. ARANEA: She 8ecame o8sessed with playing it, 8ut needed our friends to agree to play first. ARANEA: She was not well liked 8y the others though. Old grudges and rivalries made it hard to convince them. ARANEA: 8ut she is very devious, and knows how to trick people into doing what she wants. ARANEA: She even got me to agree, 8y promising she'd return to her place as the heiress when we finished playing. ARANEA: Needless to say, we had no idea what we were getting ourselves into. JAKE: She sounds like a handful. ARANEA: Yes. ARANEA: She's not all that 8ad though. ARANEA: Well........ ARANEA: When you really get to know her. ARANEA: And when she's unarmed. ARANEA: Which is........ pretty much never, now that I think a8out it. JAKE: ... ARANEA: Ok, she pro8a8ly is all that 8ad. ARANEA: The point is, you have to know how to handle her. ARANEA: Regal types can 8e very touchy, even the ones who seem to revel in anarchy. ARANEA: 8ut if you know all the right things to say and do, she will happily hand over the keys to the kingdom, so to speak. ARANEA: After all, royalty is royalty. ARANEA: Just let me do the talking for a while, ok? DIRK: Did you hear that, Jake? Aranea wants to do the talking. DIRK: I think your dead girlfriend might be starting to come out of her shell. JAKE: (Heheheh.) JAKE: (Ok that was kinda funny.)