GT: this is my green slime ghost pogo ride, in all its glory. GT: in my childhood, it was hours of fun, and hundreds of painful injuries. AG: Hey........ AG: This thing isn't slimy at all! What the hell. GT: nope. AG: I've noticed humans don't seem to keep any slime around the hive. And yet you are strangely cavalier a8out your open display of certain........ receptacles. AG: What's the deal with that? Is it that you're just that ashamed of your secretions as a species? GT: um. GT: not... really? GT: humans just don't really have much use for slime, i guess. GT: honestly, i can't think of a single practical use for slime, other than to be gross! AG: So 8izarre. GT: anyway, this thing is kind of a death trap, and i haven't ridden it for years. GT: i think my dad had it installed as one of his ridiculous ways of making a man out of me. AG: Sure. AG: My custodian had her ways of making me tougher too. GT: yeah. GT: parents, right? haha. GT: anyway, that's my back yard. pretty damn boring, sorry. GT: i would show you inside, but i don't think my dad would take too kindly to bringing an alien inside. GT: or, just yet. i would need to brace him for it. AG: That's fine. AG: What else can you show me? GT: i could show you around my neighborhood, if you want. AG: Sounds gr8.