DAVE: oh my god DAVE: you laughed way too hard at that it wasnt anywhere close to that funny DAVE: i think youve had enough ROSE: *Siiip.* ROSE: Whaa? DAVE: good lord DAVE: i still dont know why you were so bent on making this liquor DAVE: i thought you werent really that down with the drinkin DAVE: you never liked it when your mom drank what happened to that ROSE: Meh. . ROSE: Sheh was a lonelay single mom. ROSE: I forgafe her. DAVE: ok so why DAVE: why tonight do you just decide to get completely wasted before you DAVE: like DAVE: are you nervous about your date with kanaya is that it ROSE: I's a date?? DAVE: uh DAVE: yes ROSE: Howww do yoi figure, ROSE: It' sa date. DAVE: rose DAVE: you are wearing a friggin prom dress DAVE: and nervously drinking your ass off DAVE: while you are waiting for kanaya to arrive DAVE: for a goddamn DATE ROSE: Can't a girl jush look her best once an awhile? DAVE: this is infuriating DAVE: why do you even bother with this stupid charade DAVE: you could be at like a drive in movie making out with each other DAVE: all exchanging class rings while giving birth to each others fucking children DAVE: and you would still be all coy like IS IT A DATE OR ISNT IT HMMMM WHO CAN REALLY SAY FOR SURE??? ROSE: Ok.... ROSE: Mebey, ROSE: I took a liltle sip totake the edge off? DAVE: yeah DAVE: that turned out to be one hell of a sip DAVE: maybe you should just reschedule ROSE: NoooooHIC! ROSE: *No :( DAVE: just sleep it off there are more hot dates where that came from ROSE: It's cool I'm, cool. ROSE: Really! DAVE: im just not sure youre gonna make the best impression like this DAVE: come on lets just find you a suitably soft pile of objects to sleep in before she DAVE: aw shit ROSE: Mmm? DAVE: shes here ROSE: !!