JAKE: Jane can you please tell me what in the sam hill is going on? JAKE: Havent you kept me pinched in the hoosegow long enough?! JANE: The what. JAKE: What happened to my grandma! She seemed so nice then all of the sudden WHAMMO shes a gruesome monster! JAKE: And whats with the thing she zapped on your head that flipped your cuckoo fruitcake switch! Is that what made you lose your marbles jane? JAKE: And whyd you have to plant such a spanking haymaker on the old breadbasket? That really hurt! It still hurts!! JAKE: And why oh WHY must my bottom rock these snug custard undies while you get to look like such a doggone BAD ASS? JAKE: Am i at least permitted to put on a respectable pair of fucking shorts??? JANE: Absolutely not.